I predicted this would happen twelve years ago. For many of us, that was the
first time we heard Obama speak or learned his name. I am just as much of an
American as anyone, but felt all along that I had no dog in this hunt.
I watched with a certain detached curiosity throughout the entire political season. I tried to remain impartial and to make fun of both candidates and the system equally. Of course, taking no discernible side makes you the enemy of both sides. Have you considered that some stay on the fence because there are vicious dogs in both yards and those dogs might be too stupid to know who to and who not to bite?
I got up this morning and prepared my coffee as usual. I then went out for a walk
as it brewed. The clouds were the same colors, the wind smelled the same, and
there was no mass hysteria in my neighborhood. In short, the world had not
ended, and my job was still waiting for me.
All one need do is turn on the television and, voila! you know it all. I am so glad this is over. As so many of my supposed friends have recently pointed out, I as a Democrat, who has yet to vote for a Democratic president, can now go back to spending all my time smoking medical marijuana, walking to the mailbox to get my welfare check, once a month, and waiting for my next opportunity to vote, once every two years, so I can turn our country into some sick, twisted mix of socialism, communism and the sixties. Being a Democrat is such a hard life.
Since I predicted this outcome, I now predict what will happen in the next four years. Next year the deficit will be bigger and regardless of how many are out of work, those who are will still be just as hungry. Many will be employed, but will continue to work at jobs for leading corporations that do not provide adequate salaries, hours or benefits and certainly do not have respect or concern for them.
The homeless problem will continue to grow and be swept under the rug, so it doesn’t scare the rest of us. There will be over six million children abused and at least ten of those children will be beaten to death each day. Taxes, tension and what is demanded of us will continue to increase. Our rights, the American dream and peace of mind will continue to decrease.
We will continue to build prisons and continue to choke down the overworked judicial system with cases against those whose crimes are committed against
themselves and, don’t forget, other frivolous lawsuits. Tell me again why we continue to elect lawyers to run our country; they seem to have done a marvelous
job with everything else they got involved in. The wars on Iraq and Afghanistan
may subside, but we will continue the wars on terrorism and drugs. Both are similar to fighting with mythical and illusive creatures that disappear when pursued too vigorously. Neither one weakens but strengthens with each battle.
Sorry, but all of this is a consequence of our current political shortcomings. This
outcome was predestined regardless of the winner of the election. All the above
mentioned problems have been marching in the same direction for as long as I
can remember. In what world do we dream this will change?
So now the bellyaching begins. We have four more years to hear how awful this
president is; just as we had to listen to how incompetent Bush was for the eight years before that. It’s funny, I remember listening to just as much bellyaching about Carter, Reagan, another guy named Bush and Clinton. It seems to be a trend. As long as we continue to bellyache, we are not asking questions, it’s what they want and exactly what they get.
The people have spoken, and this election was far from the closely contested elections of the recent past. I urge all Americans to get over it and get busy
with the reforms we so badly need. Remember that one person, the President,
does not make or break this magnificent nation, but one person, you, can make a
difference. Politics demands that politicians now slip into some sick form of
stalemate and try everything in their power to not accomplish anything.
Our country can no longer afford to sit by and allow this to happen, get involved
in something real, instead of the smoke and mirrors of party politics. If you think the administration is weak, then use this opportunity to take back the country.
Thank God this reality television show is over, now we can go back to watching things with substance and credibility, like wrestling.