Editor Rebecca McCarthy firstname.lastname@example.org
“The truth is not popular, and those who utter it are enemies of us all.”
If the future ever arrives, we won’t be able to afford the gas to spend thirty minutes in a flying car ...
The government has been having sex with me for years, and I ain’t ever enjoyed it.
As to the ideas of the self-righteous, the self-important and the better than thous, long hair, piercings and the tattoo were never about you, get over yourself.
So when someone tells you about something, it’s hard to know if they saw it happen, heard about it happening or read about it happening on buttcrackbook.
Finally, the fast food industry stepped forward and decided to make a few changes. They are now on the road to pee wee sizing everything
The first kiss, the last kiss and all that's in between.
Mountain dew for the masses.
Nothing is certain, but death, taxes and kudzu and anything that can go wrong will involve all three.
This month, Florida began a snake contest in the Everglades.
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